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Butt goblin

Someone who constantly bitches about everything. They intentionally try to suck the fun out of all activities until life isn’t worth living anymore. Only when life is a bland depressing wasteland of awfulness are they content with themselves.
Good god, Carissa is being such a butt goblin. All I said is that I want an Asian girlfriend and she’s all butthurt about it. She even said she hated me and that I’m a terrible person.
by Fluxmetrical January 11, 2023
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Sack Goblin

A man or woman that comes and steals your significant other by showing them their big bag of tricks
Yo man, you still dating girlfriend's name here
Naw man, she be taken away by a sack goblin. She said his sack was bigger than mine.
by Arrowshot October 16, 2017
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Goblin Gaming

The feeling or act of playing a game to the point where you feel like a small, disgusting little goblin. This can include giggling like a maniac, your eyes squinting harshly, or your body shutting down.
Person: “Dude, I went on like a 10 kill streak with this stupid weapon and I felt positively disgusting.”
Other person: “Now that’s what I call Goblin Gaming”.
by CarsonTheCookdude April 3, 2021
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Penny Goblin

Steals your pennies if you drop them.
Goddamn penny goblin done stole ma penny
by CrimsonWarrior December 14, 2020
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Weed goblin

A person who hordes weed or smokes huge amounts not to get high but just for the sake of consuming it
"Hey this joint is almost halfway done you should roll another"
"Dude stop being such a weed goblin its not gonna walk away"
by Jack.ingoff January 6, 2022
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Butt-Goblin

Someone who potentially has hacks enabled in PUBG but will never admit it who is always first on the scene to loot a crate and steal another persons loot
That fucking cunt Butt-Gobline stole all my shit again.
by ha11sy October 1, 2018
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Turkish Goblin

A rare species of twink endemic to Turkey with an abnormally large penis, usually an alcoholic.
I saw a Turkish Goblin on my trip to Istanbul
by iwantmisatotofartonme February 10, 2021
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