by Stan everglow January 12, 2021
An awkward social situation where an individual touches or smears something that smells funky on the head or face of someone else, thus giving them funkhead. Often, others can then smell the "funk" on said individual.
by Tonycanuck99 June 08, 2007
by Stpaul83 November 11, 2017
When you're scrolling up and down your newsfeed, bored out of your mind. Dont have the energy to step away either....
by cosmic candy September 06, 2017
When a person loses their trail of thought and can't pronounce words properly, similar to stuttering
Boy 1 : how have you been?
Boy 2 : I've been good, I've just been gahdhdg
Boy 1 : he's gobble funked again
Boy 2 : I've been good, I've just been gahdhdg
Boy 1 : he's gobble funked again
by Rebooted April 28, 2025
by h31l0 August 28, 2021
Pronounced “funk-uh-freak,” a “funk-a-freak” is a crazy ass motherfucker who says the dumbest and most idiotic shit known to man. The things they say are offensive and lowly, which makes them look stupid and pathetic. You wouldn’t want to be friends with one, especially since they would make you look bad.
“I’m not the funk-a-freak who gets jokes out of saying stupid shit.”
“Stinky ass funk-a-freak.. the hell do you mean by that?”
“Stinky ass funk-a-freak.. the hell do you mean by that?”
by jm1r7 April 11, 2023