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Turd Fart

To blast a turd out your butt with fart gas.
I just let a Turd Fart and it made a noticeable splash in the toilet.
by i-aint-nobody May 4, 2010
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fart bugle

To fart through a wind instrument and produce funky sounds.
I saw Ornette Coleman the other night, and man, his playin' was so damn funky - like when Le Petomane was playin' the ol'e fart bugle in Paris way back in the day.
by Shit_4_Brains June 22, 2007
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Shower Fart

Possibly the worst farts one can make, excluding food factors. It is the poisonous mixture of running water and flatulence making rank ass farts. Never do this when your having sex in the shower,the hoe will probably slap you silly.
by THE_MANMAN April 19, 2010
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Fart Potato

The fine art of breaking wind into a throw pillow without your friends knowing, then throwing the pillow to them. If done correctly, within seconds of them receiving the pillow, your friend will immediately be grossed out by the stink.
You: Here's a pillow.

Your friend: Thanks.....What the F--- is that smell.

You: LMFAO, you were just hit with the "Fart Potato"!
by JAWM October 19, 2012
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fart fetish

Eproctophilia (fart fetish) is a sexual fetish, most commonly in straight men in which they receive arousal from their partner's flatulence. It is sometimes seen as a lighter form of coprophilia, aka scat. Unlike scat however, there are no health risks involved.

Not all eproctophiles enjoy the notorious cake farts. In fact, several of them are just as grossed out as normal people and only a slim minority of them like it. Instead, the majority of them enjoy the smell and/or sound their partner's farts make.
It was revealed in writer James Joyce's love letters to his wife that he had a fart fetish.
by skelemon April 11, 2009
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Champagne Fart

1. A fart that is bubbly in nature

2. A fart that makes a liquidy bubbly

sound resembling diarhea.

3. A truly disgusting, juicy, bubbly fart that sounds as though the person has just dropped a liquid bubble bomb in their pants.
Anna: That was disgusting! Do you need to wipe?

James: No, it was just a Champagne Fart
by Squeeby July 7, 2010
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Truck Driver Fart

A loud, monstrous, gaseous explosion from the anus that claps the ass cheeks and rattles the walls
"Bro, that fat girl probably rips off a couple truck driver farts every morning - I'm gonna get her drunk tonight and bang her silly"
by Dawn Keedic May 17, 2010
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