Kung fu Dumpling

Getting hit in the face with a ballsack by somebody throwing a roundhouse kick.

Holy shit dude, you just got a Kung fu dumpling!

by Punky K January 21, 2024

Fu pas

The embarrassing thing you've just committed by asking a woman her due date ... and it turns out she's not pregnant, just walking around with a fat upper ... pubic ... area.

"I'm so embarrassed: I just asked that lady with the FUPA when she's expecting ... and, damn, she ain't even pregnant." ... "Dude! Never ask a woman if she's expecting! You committed a fu pas!"

by yo-yo-ma-ma August 27, 2022

Kung Fu Jesus

Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.

Happy Kung Fu Jesus to all my Christian friends.

by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018

Smuma Fu

Word that titles one who is a fool or idiot. It can also be used for labeling weird animals or unidentifiable things.

1. "You are such a Smuma Fu!"
2. "Look at that little Smuma Fu!"

by SSJ4 AKA Rene Santiago November 4, 2007

Kung Fu Flop

When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023

Watch a cool Kung fu movie

When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do

Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”

by Lizzielou December 8, 2023

FU

1. An abbreviation for "fuck you"
2. Something that is done entirely to fuck someone over

AI Art is a massive FU to the art industry

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 29, 2024