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deceptive fisting

A rule in Muggle Quidditch in which the beaters of a team claim immunity by putting their fist in the air when immunity cannot be claimed, i.e. when their teammate already has a bludger or the opposing team does not have 2 out of the three bludgers in possession.
That beater put up his fist even though his partner had a bludger! That's deceptive fisting!
by SnitchSnatch October 29, 2017
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Fisting the baby

The sexual position where in a person is laying on their back while their partner holds their crossed feet over their torso, as if changing a diaper, while fisting them.
He gave her the ol fisting the baby and, when she was able to speak, she said “I’m your puppet
by anonymous October 8, 2020
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crisco fisting

After I saw her bodacious tits I went home and started Crisco fisting myself I masturbated untill my arm was sore not to mention my dick.
by Chicagodave May 1, 2015
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shock fisting

1. Fisting another person while hooked up to a car battery

2. Surprising your partner by shoving your entire hand inside them yelling "Surprise!"
My girlfriend is in the hospital after getting Shock Fisted

My girlfriend wanted me to be spontaneous, so I tried Shock Fisting.
by Lord Daddy Vlad October 10, 2017
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Trigger fist

A shooting game where you play against a bunch of bots because you have no life and no friends.
Jonathan: Trigger Fist is SO COOL man!
Me: That's because You have no friends.
Jonathan: It has 18 guns though including pistols.
Me: (walks out the door from depression)
by Da qwertyuiop boy December 4, 2020
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ear fisting

1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal

2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth
Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again

2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it
by Gocnitively pmiaired January 13, 2018
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the fist fic

a fan fic about pete wentz and patrick stump where patrick used pete's guts as an accordion after The Great Fisting
- why are you crying?
- I've just read the fist fic!
by lung_eater3000 March 17, 2022
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