final fantasy

Dopamine agonist for males between the ages of 14 and 89. The prevalence of this disorder is speading to include females between 12 and 40 who claim to be 22 and busty. All who are affected by FF Syndrome must have 6 of the following symptoms for at least 3 months to have a valid diagnosis:
1.) Interpersonal problems- partners leaving, missed parties, absenteeism at major family gatherings
2.) Neglect of personal hygiene to sustain level or 'party'
3.) Spending over one hour per day at play
4.) In severe scenarios, spending 4-40 hours straight at play
5.) Missing school or work to play
6.) Professional sanctions because of play
7.) Spending more money on game than other significant needs such as food, hygiene, medicine, or childcare
8.) Emotional distress based on illusion that FF Syndrome's characters and losses are real life

If you suspect that you or someone you care about has FF Syndrome, there is help. Sufferers of FF Syndrome should save the money he or she was going to get on the faster mother board and graphics. He or she should then shower, brush teeth, put on clean clothing (run laundry first if needed), and call and apologize to family/significant other/friends. Next, call the mental health service number on the back of his or her HMO card if applicable. If not, get in touch with your local FIAA and ask for Mental Health Medicaid. Gaming is a treatable addiction, do not be afraid to get help.

Jason plays final fantasy 17 hours a day. Jason's office reaks of body odor and has not been cleaned in several weeks. His friends and mother have called but he has not answered on account of his parties. He is considering working for final fantasy instead of at his job selling houses. Because of FF Syndrome, Jason has been late and absent from work several times. Jason fasts, not for religious reasons, but to play more final fantasy. When Jason does contact former friends, it is to tell them about his new graphic system and his cool gear he earned with FF. These situations have been occuring for the past five years.

by Zerrubabel December 8, 2007

Figjam

Exclamation of a fuckin rad feeling meaning, "Fuck Im Good, Just Ask Me!!!!" and commonly used by sports teams

Lax Captain-Bros, lets get pumped for this Lax game. Team- FIJJAM!!!!!!

Im soo ready to lax it up, FIGJAM!!!!

FIG JAM bro brah lax laxer

by Purdue Laxer January 26, 2011

Final Fantasy 7

An over exaggerated game that has too many fanboys. Some say is the best but is not rightfully so. Fanboys start with this game and because it is their first 3D FF game, think its godlike, which is far from the truth. You have a childish hero, a villian with confusing motivation, and a bunch of teenage drama. Fanboys need to get over it.

Fanboy: OMGZOR Final Fantasy 7 is the best!! <<<(Never played another FF game after VI)

by Rufus_S August 7, 2006

final destination

a situation which presents ample opportunity for a freak accident to take your or another person in close proximity's life

Dude, I was driving on the highway behind an old white van with a rusty ladder attached to the top with a frayed bungie chord. I was freakin out cause it seemed pretty frickin "final destination" but I'm alive so I win. F you Death.

by CT Shtank Face August 7, 2009

Final Fantasy 10

Final fantasy 10 is a total buds game. Takes like 200 hours to fully compleate and anyone who says the storyline is crap must just be too stupid to understand whats happening. K the end boss is a little ahole but Nemisis is by far the hardest boss in ANY final fantasy game.

Some dumb guy: Final fantasy sucks balls the story line is all fucked up...

Me: Your just some dumb nerd sitting behind you computer, say that to my face. I'll cut your lips up so you never say anything like that again.

Some dumb guy: Your totally right, now im gonna blow my brains out cause im such a stupid moron.

by Sephiroth April 18, 2004

final fantasy: the spirits within

a movie made in 2001 based on the final fantasy videogame series. Although VERY unpopular, the story was pretty good (not great, but good), and the graffics were done very well.
It's no epic, like the games, but it's nice to watch

final fantasy: the spirits within was alright. I'd give it a 7 out of 10.

by Tegeth September 4, 2006

Fenja

The tallest girl in class. She's kinda shy and just nails the confused face on every photo.

She shines brighter than the sunshine. Fenja got that wallflower-image.

Most potent traits:
- caring
- connected to nature
- optimistic
- draws mandalas
- yoga

We all love a good Fenja. <3

"She's nice to animals? She must be a Fenja!"

Person A: "She is always smiling." Person B: "Is her name Fenja?"

"Oh no!!!" - Fenja

by Anouc&Pep March 31, 2019