Can't find my ass

A state of being overwhelmed, especially when starting a new job. Or simply not being able to get a project, task, or assignment started due to either mass confusion or a lack of organization.

Joe: Wanna go to lunch man? Was thinking the noon buffet at the Men's Club. You in?
Cecil: Naa, started this new gig...I can't find my ass right now, so just working thru lunch I guess.
Joe: OK dude. Well, don't work too hard.

by ab5sr May 12, 2016

Sky daddy fandom

A derogative term use to mock religious people especially those extremist. Sky daddy fandom, the follower of sky daddy (God).

Kid 1 : Yoh that person would literally sacrifice himself in the name of his religion
Kid 2 : Dang! this sky daddy fandom is getting out of nowhere :///

by UnWEALA September 29, 2021

find and grind

A game similar to hide and go seek. The girls go hide while all the boys count, but instead of just tagging them out you get to dry hump and kiss them. Also known as catch a girl, kiss a girl.

After school we rounded up all the girls in the neighborhood to play find and grind.

by sincere17113 October 23, 2006

Minecraft Fandom

Toxic assholes who bully little kids for liking Fortnite.

“Jimmy just killed himself!”
“Why? We made sure he was happy!”
“The Minecraft fandom at his school bullied him to suicide.”

by Bleck eck eck April 17, 2020

lemme find out

a request to figure out what it would be like to have sex with someone

Yo, if you're gonna jump, let me get a crack at that pussy first! Lemme find out.

by deadheadrik August 24, 2009

Finding Nemo

A film about a man whose wife and children get brutally murdered and he's left with one child who is disabled... His son then gets kidnapped and his dad has to find him with the help of a mentally disabled woman...

The film is FINDING NEMO

by Jstarbadboy March 28, 2017

finding

According to Associated Press, this is what white people do when they need food during a hurricane.

See also: looting

Two residents wade through chest-deep water after finding bread and soda from a local grocery store after Hurricane Katrina came through the area in New Orleans, Louisiana.

by kjsalfjldafds September 26, 2005