Burrito Fest

Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.

Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”

Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!

Fin-dude you’re gay.

by The man bro December 5, 2020

Flick-Fest

In relation to Flickin' my bean a flick-fest is where a group of people sit around and do nothing for an extended period of time.

The team bus broke down, so we sat around and had a flick-fest until a replacement bus showed up.

by Kalos February 18, 2009

Fest '09

A suffix to a phrase where there is alot of something.

Such as where alot of gay people are present,

Ben: Is this a gay pride parade?

Brandon: Yeah! Its like gay-guy fest '09!

by Brandon Ergs February 13, 2009

total lesbian fuck fest

Happens after every women's lacrosse game.

I heard about "total lesbian fuck fest" from someone who heard about it from someone else.

by TheFleeceMan August 5, 2025

Edge Fest

Someone who acts edgy but just ends up making everyone else uncomfortable

“The edge fest girl won’t stop self diagnosing herself”

by Maria_mashy September 16, 2020

Own Fest 06'

A festival of ownage that happens to take place in the year 2006.

Josh and Jordan played a few games Dead or Alive 4 for X-box 360. After Josh beat Jordan relentlesly he declared it "Own Fest 06'"

by Josh Lively July 16, 2008

schmuzz fest

any event where david kelvin is present

"The second Dave walked into the room, the party became a smmuzz fest."

by david kelvin October 9, 2003