Surprise Fapping

when you masturbate in front of a door that will eventually be opened

Tim completely surprised me when I opened the door and he was fapping. He was surprise fapping.

by sirderpalot July 3, 2012

fapplicated

When your friends send you applications non-stop, you've been fapplicated.

Bob keeps fapplicated me and it's so fucking annoying!

by beyoutiful1 December 13, 2007

fappOr

someone who believes malpractice makes perfect.

Oh great, another fuggin' fappOr.

by Quietus November 10, 2003

flappy girls

Hookers (or strippers) that shake their feet and where booby tassels.

"Are you seriously going to go to vegas and let those flappy girls dance all over you?"

"OMG Look at that Flappy girl shaking her feet over by the fish tank!"

by Bean McGoo March 20, 2008

fapple

The definition of faping into a Snapple .

eg: 1: Yo bro i just fappled my GF drink
2: no way dude thats awesome

by Boobs taste nice July 14, 2016

Fappachino

A sexual act in which a hand job is performed on or by a person of Chinese descent.

I got a fappachino from Ming Lee down at the massage parlor.

by Raviah February 12, 2012

cat flappy

The product of applying too much catsup to a burger or sandwich. When pressing down on the bread it jets the excess catsup out all over the plate and maybe yourself, thus looking like the sandwich has quiffed.

"Oh shit son! This burger just pulled a cat flappy!"

by Lunchbox Surpise April 23, 2007