Dirty Fairy

The act of inserting a fairy shaped fruit snack into the anus of your friend

I told my girl to go on a diet and she didn’t listen so I gave her a dirty fairy

by Pete Patterson December 1, 2020

Bong Fairy

A magical creature that lives in a forest. It gains power from the earth's core and marijuana. It is the least studied creature in all of cryptozoology, but one of the most powerful. It has severe ties to the hidden religion Carstianity from the movie series Cars. The Bong Fairy is small in stature and has large bongs in place of hands. It also has teeth in place of feet as well feet in place of teeth, this is the reason the bong fairy's mouth is sewn shut. However, it is still one of the most powerful entities in the multi-verse.

"I think a dragon could beat a bong fairy."

"Are you kidding!? A bong fairy could destroy a dragon."

by Lilika Alianovala Parkeerla April 4, 2021

fairy loop

The small loop of fabric on the back of a man's dress shirt is called a fairy loop. Created in the 1960's as a way to hang the shirt from a hook without creating wrinkles, its official name is locker loop. It is unclear how the term fairy loop came into use.

"Thanks, but no. I do not need a hanger, I will use the fairy loop to hang my shirt."

by ElCommissioner April 14, 2021

Nostalgia Fairy

A theorized source of the euphoria that suddenly fills your porous body, as you come across a relic of sorts that helped define you as an adult.

"I'm going to stay in the house I grew up in for a few nights over Christmas. The Nostalgia Fairy is gonna rape me, man"

by Bricks On Molly December 13, 2012

Fairy sneeze

Where you ejaculate onto a woman & with the spare hand, throw a handful of glitter on it.

"mate I was crafting the other night and ended up fairy sneezing the shit out of it"
"you got any glitter? I need to show her the fairy sneeze"

by JLR1985 July 11, 2012

Can Fairy

A Can Fairy is a not so mythical creature that comes and cleans up any of your empties that found their way onto your lawn, into the street, and in some cases even cans that are on your porch. The Can Fairy is usually homeless but occasionally can be a normal person just doing community service.

Before leaving for the bars we all shotgunned beers and left them in the yard, when we got back we saw that the Can Fairy had been through.

I think I heard the Can Fairy come this morning.

by Swagcityyolo October 21, 2013

Fairy Swagger

Walking with extremely homo characteristics, or the drunken walk when you have to much "fairy piss"

Look at that Fairy Swagger

by NonFairyBoy March 17, 2011