Fairy sneeze

Where you ejaculate onto a woman & with the spare hand, throw a handful of glitter on it.

"mate I was crafting the other night and ended up fairy sneezing the shit out of it"
"you got any glitter? I need to show her the fairy sneeze"

by JLR1985 July 11, 2012

Can Fairy

A Can Fairy is a not so mythical creature that comes and cleans up any of your empties that found their way onto your lawn, into the street, and in some cases even cans that are on your porch. The Can Fairy is usually homeless but occasionally can be a normal person just doing community service.

Before leaving for the bars we all shotgunned beers and left them in the yard, when we got back we saw that the Can Fairy had been through.

I think I heard the Can Fairy come this morning.

by Swagcityyolo October 21, 2013

Fairy Swagger

Walking with extremely homo characteristics, or the drunken walk when you have to much "fairy piss"

Look at that Fairy Swagger

by NonFairyBoy March 17, 2011

fairy trapper

That kid in school who was voted "most likely to be a serial killer", who uses his backpage account to lure young, gay men into his basement apartment...only for them to never be seen again.

Watch out for that Rob, man, he's a real fairy trapper!

by Sleepykey January 6, 2023

Barley Fairy

When you are drinking beer in colder temperatures l, or the beer itself is a certain temperature opposite of the climate where it isnt refreshing anymore and causes a jaw-clenching pain in the bottom-back of your cheeks upon beer-sip contact due to your overloading of barely. This pain is a visit from the the Barely Fairy whom reminds us all to keep beer refreshing and at a responsible temperature while reminding to space beer sips out in colder temperatures with hard liquor or non-barley foods. The Barely Fairy has a mom tattoo, bandana and bad stubble and floats like a genie but is still a mythical creature like the Tooth Fairy with very little physical evidence; just folklore. He does't grant wishes; just gives you a sharp cheek pain probably caused by his domestic-violence genie punch.

Brent: "*ow* chuggin beer stings on this windy cool day; I think I got visited by the Barley Fairy."
Jordan: "yoh man; switch to rum and take your damn shot, the Barley Fairy has spoken; the temperature of beer to mouth ratio is too unstable."

by Jordan November 28, 2021

Fairy Moose

A variation of saying fair enough

Oh, fairy moose

by High King Brosef October 27, 2019

Dirty Fairy

The act of inserting a fairy shaped fruit snack into the anus of your friend

I told my girl to go on a diet and she didn’t listen so I gave her a dirty fairy

by Pete Patterson December 1, 2020