Chuck: Man that girl is hot.
Steve: Yeah, she blew me once.
Chuck: was it good?
Steve: Damn straight, drinks from the straw too!
Chuck: Wow! now she is extra hot.
Steve: Yeah, she blew me once.
Chuck: was it good?
Steve: Damn straight, drinks from the straw too!
Chuck: Wow! now she is extra hot.
by ricflairismyfather October 07, 2005
A proud resident of Boston, Massachusetts; that was given the name of Jared from his mother. He may find information about anyone mostly from Porn Hub advertisements listing things about you. He claims to be retired, but he can get information quickly from his discord server of minions. He still lives with his mother… location is unknown. Some suspect he is still in Boston Massachusetts. If you hear from him, please report it.
Someone: “How do you know where i live and who i live with Jared from Boston?”
Jared from Boston: “I found it in a Porn Hub Advertisement.”
Jared from Boston: “I found it in a Porn Hub Advertisement.”
by Josh From Pittsburgh October 23, 2023
Jude from tdk is an admin who has tude. He is known to do trophy flashes and boost 8 times. Jude from tdk enjoys spending time gambling with his blob and not showing his multi.
by Shadow Empress October 20, 2020
Escape from Tarkov is a hardcore shooter where you lose all your items if you die in the game. Made by Battlestate Games, your objective is to build your "Hideout" (which is your base) and level up your level. You can also trade with many traders and do quests to gain items and xp points. There are 2 main factions you choose when you first start the game USEC, an American PMC, and BEAR which is a Russian PMC. There is also a sub-faction called "Scavs" there people are former PMC contractors which have left on their own path. You can collect items with them but won't lose your current gear if you die with them. Theres a 30 minute cooldown after you die or leave raid as a Scav.
Many veterans of the game say the game is fucking shite and gives you PTSD but they still play it because it's "fun". Many new players which are called "Timmies" have obnoxiously bad aim and survival times but always carry their most expensive gear into raid.
The game normally costs around €40.99 but can be on sale in holidays. There are 4 different editions of the game which are more expensive but give you better loot and more storage space in your stash.
There are many jokes in the game, mainly the (head, eyes) phrase which refers to when you die painfully by one shot to the eyes, the most hard to protect vital spot in EfT. There are countless of "Crutch Weapons" and "Rat guns" but the game overrall is pretty much balanced. Rat spots are places no one expects a player to be yet there is one.
Many veterans of the game say the game is fucking shite and gives you PTSD but they still play it because it's "fun". Many new players which are called "Timmies" have obnoxiously bad aim and survival times but always carry their most expensive gear into raid.
The game normally costs around €40.99 but can be on sale in holidays. There are 4 different editions of the game which are more expensive but give you better loot and more storage space in your stash.
There are many jokes in the game, mainly the (head, eyes) phrase which refers to when you die painfully by one shot to the eyes, the most hard to protect vital spot in EfT. There are countless of "Crutch Weapons" and "Rat guns" but the game overrall is pretty much balanced. Rat spots are places no one expects a player to be yet there is one.
John: Yo wanna play Escape from Tarkov, just got a MP7 from a timmy in labs
Paul: I lost everything in the game and can hear footsteps in my sleep please help.
Daddy Prapor my love uwu
Paul: I lost everything in the game and can hear footsteps in my sleep please help.
Daddy Prapor my love uwu
by tr1angles April 09, 2023
An affirmation for the beginning something beautiful, that primarily in the last quarter of the year.
by Marlo L October 19, 2019
Oh it’s spy hi spy
(Spy from tf2) spy from tf2
(Pyrodog) your gay and you like men everyday
(Everyone) shut the fuck up pyrodog
(Spy from tf2) spy from tf2
(Pyrodog) your gay and you like men everyday
(Everyone) shut the fuck up pyrodog
by Frost rain January 24, 2021
Jeremy is a faggot that beats his dick in class and thinks that doing so is cool and also walks around the class telling everyone to spit out their gum and thinks that he is in charge but really everybody hates him
Jeremy: (Beating his dick) Ohhh Ohhh yeah OMG out teacher is so hot
Whole Class: WTF JEREMY IS A PERVERT
JEREMY FROM SCHOOL: SPIT OUT YOUR GUM!!!!
Whole Class: WTF JEREMY IS A PERVERT
JEREMY FROM SCHOOL: SPIT OUT YOUR GUM!!!!
by Fat Naruto October 16, 2019