Friday Boxers

The clothing you put on when it's Friday and you just want to kick back and drink a few beers.

Bob: hey joe, did ya come to the party last night?

Joe: naw man, I was watching WWE in my Friday boxers

by Adam "Savage" Taurus September 20, 2016

Black Friday

A day where people claw eachother to get low prices on things they don't need just hours after giving thanks for what they already have.

Avery: Ready for some Black Friday shopping?! Let's go get some amazing deals!
Mallory: I'm gonna sit this one out. I broke my leg last year in that mob of shoppers, remember? Plus I'm thankful for what I have. We just celebrated thanksgiving yesterday!

by Badasswithacause November 25, 2016

wanking friday

When working a full week so much that the thought of being friday makes you and your colleagues suffer from a compulsive will to masturbate all the day.

"Happy wanking friday fuckers !"

by Willy Friday Wanker November 9, 2015

Black Friday

A day of mass holiday shopping. Originally, black Friday happened the Friday after Thanksgiving, but has since been moved to the day of Thanksgiving (6 p.m. to 1 a.m.) for unknown reasons.

So after we eat Thanksgiving lunch with the family, do you want to go Black Friday shopping?

Jim can't go Black Friday shopping because he wants to watch the Thanksgiving Thursday football games.

by Dude1234567890 February 29, 2016

Black Friday

When people line up to buy who knows what at America's version of running with the bulls.

American: dude black friday is worse than running with the bulls
Italian: dude running with the bulls is worse than black friday

by Wedge5104 March 17, 2016

Ben Friday

Midget

You look like Ben Friday

Your a bitch I’m not that short

by Kekmeidjemmejdixmmdnd July 2, 2019

ben friday

Midget

You look like Ben Friday

You bitch I’m not that short

by Kekmeidjemmejdixmmdnd July 2, 2019