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flaming hetero

A heterosexual who is overtly sexual, absorbed, and infatuated with the opposite sex. Usually a metrosexual straight man with enough money and idle time to prance around tropical islands and small countries chasing women and any other desires. A more torqued up impulsive version of a ladies man.
What a flaming heterosexual, he's got a diffrent girl everyday of the week.
George Clooney in a cocaine psychosis.
by jerzeesneed August 12, 2007
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Flamingo-sexual

A lifestyle in which followers dress in bedazzled pink feathered garb, drink tiki cocktails, and celebrate life in a group while standing on one leg, usually in a pool-like setting. When a potential mate is spotted, ceremonious wing-flapping and bird noises emanate from the flock.
The day party theme is Flamingo-casual but the evening will be more Flamingo-sexual. flamingo pink flamingo lumbersexual metrosexual
by flamingosexual4lyfe May 24, 2015
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Flaming Hand

The Flaming hand is the process of dipping one's hand in kerosene then lighting that hand on fire, while quickly inserting your hand into a woman's vagina. The later result is quite obvious and hilarious.
"We won't be hearing from that slut for a while, Timmy gave her the ol' Flaming Hand."
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Flamin Pussy Lips

When a girl shoves the delicious snack Flamin Hot Cheeto's in her vagina then preceeds to push them on onto her partners mouth, causing her lips to burn like flames
OMG! I can't believe i gave my boyfriend a Flamin Pussy Lips!
by Greg122 January 24, 2010
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flamingo

A creepy pink critter that devours shrimp by the thousands.
by CalamariPancake April 11, 2009
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Flaming Yawn

A humorous spelling for a really bad steak.
"Your filet mignon, sir."
"More like flaming yawn! It's like eating a towel!"
by Mr. Dembones September 19, 2007
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flaming homosexual

quite different from a regular homosexual, a "flamer" tends to be more aggressive and up front about his homosexuality
Man! J.D. is SO gay, he's a flaming homosexual
by bob the builder January 9, 2003
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