Trigger fist

A shooting game where you play against a bunch of bots because you have no life and no friends.

Jonathan: Trigger Fist is SO COOL man!
Me: That's because You have no friends.
Jonathan: It has 18 guns though including pistols.
Me: (walks out the door from depression)

by Da qwertyuiop boy December 4, 2020

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ear fisting

1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal

2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth

Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again

2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it

by Gocnitively pmiaired January 13, 2018

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Michigan Fisting

Fisting without the thumb: 4 fingers + part of the palm

For the etymology, consult a map of Michigan

"How much do you have in me?"
"We're Michigan fisting right now, babe"

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fist bang

To have sexual intercourse using a clenched fist as a replacement for a penis

I had to fist bang my girlfriend because my dick is too small for her.

by Daddy Enforcer August 22, 2021

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fistful of stone

1. To have the equivalent or near the equivalent of deadweight. E.I. nothing of worth/value.
2. An event, object, person(s), or thing that is of little praise or virtue.

Ex. 1 - We only had two donors give a considerable contribution, so the rest of the room was a fistful of stone.
Ex. 2 - I gave Jill $300 to go gamble on the tables, She came back with five $5 chips, a goddamn fistful of stone!
Ex. 3 - "McFaddens got shot down because five people were stabbed.' 'Had it been four people no problem, but god forbid it was five people, a whole fistful of stone!"

by GoldenBoy44 January 7, 2015

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