Burrito Fest

Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.

Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”

Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!

Fin-dude you’re gay.

by The man bro December 5, 2020

Mob Fest

Mob Fest is when a large group of people, drunk or intoxicated are at a concert with violent intentions.

I just went to this Justin Bieber concert, it was such a Mob Fest

by Jimmy of the Milfs November 1, 2021

wonton fest

a party of only Asians (or at least 80% Asians), where there is a substantial abundance of people who most likely eat wonton.

Lee: You coming to my party?
Bill: Is it going to be another wonton fest?
Lee: Fuck you

by justforlogins5 October 16, 2015

tomatoe fest

When a group of people gather around for a meal of tomatoes. Eating intensively and have orgasmic feelings towards it you don't want to stop. The feeling u get when having sex is equal to a tomatoe fest.

Bro do u feel orgasmic
No it's just a tomatoe fest

Orgasmic feelings going in and out of your body leaving the smell of a tomatoe fest

by The love nugget March 2, 2015

Four Fest

A group of slightly below average girls, referring to the 1-10 scale rating system. This in its singular form for a girl is defined as a "quad".

me- "Dude, look at those chicks..... what a four fest"
friend- "Yeah, what a bunch of quads"

by Phil Mocan October 18, 2010

Flick-Fest

In relation to Flickin' my bean a flick-fest is where a group of people sit around and do nothing for an extended period of time.

The team bus broke down, so we sat around and had a flick-fest until a replacement bus showed up.

by Kalos February 18, 2009

Coochie fest

The girl version of a sausage fest. One guy many girls

Gee, me Karen,Susan, and Jennifer had a real coochie fest last Friday

by Kjsiegs January 28, 2019