Facts are friendly, Fiction is Fallacy

The truth will have no conceivable defence, where as a fictional narrative can always be confirmed as fallacy.

John: I believe that we can grow our gross revenue 10% over the next six years using this marketing strategy.

Harvey: Well, facts are friendly. until then, fiction is fallacy.

The definition of fact being an absolute truth, where as to define fallacy is to holding a mistaken belief, especially one based on unsound arguments.

Facts are friendly, fiction is fallacy - would be defined as until you have evidence you are unable to make a case against the fallacy of your argument.

by Harrison T French October 20, 2018

fact got

To call someone a "faggot." Its often seen on LGBT tiktoks, where someone is clearly jealous.

Random User: hahaha fact got
Your mom: thats why you get no bitches

by supertastic January 17, 2024

alt-facts

Short for "alternative facts" - a newspeak term for things that are completely wrong, but one decides to give a fuck about truth. Coined by Kellyann Conway, spin doctor of US President Donald J. Trump.

"It's a lie. But we will not say lie, because thats a bad word. We don't use bad words. We never do them. We use right words. Right words, alt-right-words, alt-facts. Who needs facts anyway. I won." Donald J. Trump

by blippo2 January 24, 2017

facts

ben shapiro's addiction

facts don't care about your feelings

by a pointy boi December 7, 2018

Fact Slapped

When you are in an argument and you are fact checking somebody so hard

"Dude I'm spitting so many facts rn you get fact slapped the fuck out of"

by Suck this fat dick November 12, 2020

Tyler Fact

The art of telling a true sounding lie. Originally done by Tyler Footpenis

Hey Wayne, did you here that Tyler Fact earlier?

I did, you mean the one where it takes the same strength to bite through a carrot as it does a finger.

by Dane Griss March 27, 2019

in fact

1. (law) Resulting from the actions of parties.
2. (modal) Actually, in truth

People think tomatoes are vegetables, but, in fact, they are fruits.

by dreemurrchara654 August 31, 2018