Eskimo Pipe Slider

When a person shits into an ice luge while a person receives said shit in mouth or on face.

Robby gave Janice an eskimo pipe slider at the New Years Eve party last night.

by Jonnny Dogooder December 8, 2011

Eskibro

A jock or tool wearing the baggiest of sweat pants and sweatshirts that are multiple sizes too big in the winter in hope of being cool.

Did you see that douche walk in wearing a Mexican drug rug of a sweatshirt and sweatpants down to his knees?

Yea, what an Eskibro.

by xTRIGGAMORTISx September 16, 2011

eskimoified

The act of turning into a eskimo.

-puts on fluffy coat-
Damn right, I'm eskimoified.

by xxIseeStarssxx October 6, 2012

Eskimo Kingdom

To create snowmen and other various snow structures in the snow.

Hills of snow

He built and Eskimo Kingdom

He ran over the Eskimo Kingdom

by Jurek19 June 24, 2012

Eskimo Kingdom

When children build snow forts.

They built and Eskimo Kingdom

by Jurek19 June 24, 2012

Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop

The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.

Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.

by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013

Eskimo Father

One of your friends who has fucked your mother.

Hey Josh, I fucked your mom last night so from now on you can refer to me as Eskimo father.

by league fan August 29, 2013