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Emery

A typical name for a she-male snowflake that spends time on tumblr even after the ban of pornography. They are normally concentrated in large groups of offended high school students, commonly found in the Mid-West and/or Caribbean. Although their highest reported sightings came from the slums of Puerto Rico, they are also commonly found in Cook County, Illinois. You can find an average Emery at a cozy cafe drinking salted water, at a book store looking at pride flags, or stalking their ex-girlfriend online.
Man, I can't believe Susan dated her, does she even know how many penises Emery has?
by Jaerry3m March 30, 2019
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Emerson

Might be one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. She's caring, sweet, considerate, it's impossible to ever hate her, and once you have found her, it's hard to let go. She has short brown hair and these warm eyes that when you look into you feel... Happy. She's super athletic and extremely talented and will always be by your side. She's crazy and fun and every guy loves her. Not to mention she is also hot asffff. Love that girl
That's my bestie Emerson😘
by Sjjsxjsjncjdndc May 23, 2019
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Verge Emerge

The act of appearing, suddenly and unexpectedly, from behind a bush while shouting "Verge Emerge". Usually to scare a passer by or friend.

Seen as the opposite to Bush Push
Dude!. I was walking to uni today and someone totally pulled a verge emerge on me.
by The Sitdownasaurus May 5, 2011
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Weed Emergency

When you have an emergency wherein everything is incredibly chill whiles you aren't high and you know that a joint would make it a lot better.
Dude." "Yeah?" "This is so chill right now.. It's like a emergency.." "What?" "Dude... It's a weed emergency.
by diggleroop54 June 21, 2011
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brittni emery

this is one hot chick at memorial! she has the best ass ever it is like j-lo's times 2! she has a bangin bod! i wanna make out with her so bad! she is an amazing kisser and she is fun to bang!
wtf are you waiting for go bang her now
by some guy March 29, 2005
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Emersyn

A girl that will hookup with everybody and will cheat on yo ass
Ewwwwwww emersyn is over there .
by 69696969696969696699669 October 28, 2019
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Emeril

The star of Cooking With Too Much Salt.
by Downstrike May 17, 2004
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