by The man that tells all June 03, 2021
Gay. Gayest amongst everyone and has the smallest dick. Afraid to show it but has the worst temper and only into guys. Flattest ass but tall.
He's such an Elijah
by Th30neand0nly April 02, 2020
A curly haired, twink ass nigga that owns a van and refers to children as lollis in standard conversation.
Person 1: Hey, you heard Elijah has a restraining order?
Person 2: Yeah, it applies to a 5 kilometre radius of any educational institution
Person 2: Yeah, it applies to a 5 kilometre radius of any educational institution
by Oiled_Nutsack29 July 19, 2023
That’s Elijah
by Sin-dex December 01, 2024
Elijah is a the kind of guy who seems cool at first but then you realize he's not. He's not the type of guy you'll go talk to without knowing his name. He's has fair amount of friends and usually dates one of them and after he's done with that one he will move on to the next.
Handsome, big muscles without even training. Big dick 6+ inches. No job, lives with his dad, F on senaste spanska provet and loves memes. Are u moist yet?
by Eli3 October 24, 2017