Elijah

Elijah Is a bitch boy who act all hard for no reason and we all mess with him because we all know he cant fight Elijahs are usually small and pull no hoes but hates on you because you do.elijahs will always try to say sorry after but it’s to late the damaged is done and last we have Elijahs favorite work Alr bro😂

Elijah you a bitch nigga I’ll beat your ass you weak ash you can’t hide behind you dad forever bitch.

by So ture May 22, 2020

Elijah

He's a simp he's pretty tall but still too pussy to fight his balls hasn't dropped so he can't do shit and he's a motherfucker that likes little bitches he's also secretly gay so he gets a girlfriend to hide his secret

Elijah is an actual pussy though for real aye?

by fagggotmccarthy May 24, 2020

Elijah

An Elijah is the Lord of dumbness. He feeds off stupidity. He lives with his parents until death (dies early from eating Tim tams). Hates basketball and is weird.

Ew, he is such an Elijah. Yuck

by rossabong June 4, 2020

Elijah

A lolicon. Probably watches love live and stans Maki and hates Nico. His waifus are all underaged or look like they are.

Guy 1: Yo is that a Lysithea stan. Gee, he sure likes lolis
Guy 2: Hey it's Elijah

by werdnAtoNyllatoT June 11, 2020

Elijah

The best friend ever, goes through hard times is depressed alot but still he'll be there in the end for you, funny skinny and cool.

elijah cool dude

by Redskull123492 June 29, 2020

Elijah

A fucking Cunt only wants girls for their Ugly ahh bodies and will fuck any fat white woman .

Elijah a faggot cunt

by Iababdkdjss July 1, 2020

Elijah

#ElijahPandemic or Elijah is a term referred to as of supreme intellect; unmatched intelligence. People who follow the #ElijahPandemic are typically men who may find it hard to find a mate, however, that is an exchange for their philosophical intelligence.

How are you this smart, are you an Elijah copy?

by BigMan4105 July 14, 2020