Elijah

Elijah don’t really give a flying fuck about anything in the world and just wants to be by himself.

Elijah dosent give asf about you

by lijahissolo November 20, 2023

Elijah

Sexiest guy on earth! Every girl wants this man because he is so tall and muscular. (One of the guys that think everything is great and runs from the one person who is scary.)

Friend: OMG, Is that Elijah?!
Me: Yeah it is!

by bells.go.ding.bro March 18, 2022

Elijah

has a huge fucking cock and balls and is also very good guy :)

Damn is that Elijah the guy with a great cock and balls and is also a great guy?

by The man that tells all June 03, 2021

Elijah

Gay. Gayest amongst everyone and has the smallest dick. Afraid to show it but has the worst temper and only into guys. Flattest ass but tall.

He's such an Elijah

by Th30neand0nly April 02, 2020

Elijah

A curly haired, twink ass nigga that owns a van and refers to children as lollis in standard conversation.

Person 1: Hey, you heard Elijah has a restraining order?
Person 2: Yeah, it applies to a 5 kilometre radius of any educational institution

by Oiled_Nutsack29 July 19, 2023

Elijah

He’s a dude, a person of form. He’s man made machine made man once more.

That’s Elijah

by Sin-dex December 01, 2024

Elijah

A stupid, ugly person who nobody likes

Elijah

by 420$69 March 16, 2022