Eli Shift

Working more than 24 hours of overtime

Yea Boss had me fucked up if he was thinking I was gonna take an Eli Shift

by AstraBruhBruhBruh August 5, 2022

Eli

A cool ass best friend he’s real asf and let’s you know if you on sum bullshit he’s funny and handsome lowkey

Eli is a beast at hockey

by biggiebongobomb March 25, 2021

Eli Gulobobovach

A serbian collage student from IAB 21, studied in techni and wanted to leave

hey do you remember Eli gulobobovach? - im not sure it was his name but okay Emil

by Tal mid meyoash mehatechni October 28, 2020

The King vs. Eli Show

A place where the craziest, coolest, most fucked up motherfuckers come to hash out real life shit! King is a motherfucking unicorn and Eli likes the D! It's the best place to be! We're all pretty bombass!

I used to talk to people through text, now The King vs. Eli Show is where I go; those motherfuckers are crazy!

by EliLikesTheD September 12, 2014

Eli

Very nice

Eli is nice

by Elliot12 February 13, 2023

ELI

has some muscles the size of bowling balls and he is funny he loves all sports and everyone likes him unlike other people.

eli will be the awesomest forever even if he is dead

by pooface07 September 2, 2019

Eli

Eli is a cute and wonderful guy you love, the comes out as gay on you birthday. Good for him, bad for you

“Hey remember Eli?”
“Yea i knew he was gay”

by The gay foggat September 20, 2021