Random simp event

The rise of the simps. Annoying simps show up everywhere and run after whichever girl they simp for. Also female simps chase the guys they simp for. Simps show not only on twitch but show up in public causing chaos.

Person 1: The random Chimp event ain't real.
Person 2: But random simp event is probably gonna be true someday.

by Saitama 777 November 11, 2020

I Live In Kindness Even Yams Oath Understood

Look at the first letter of every word

I Live In Kindness Even Yams Oath Understood= I like you

by Notyouidk January 2, 2021

Good M'Evening

With all of us working from home. We sometimes say Good Morning or Good Evening but what do you when it's 9am your time but 9pm for some of the other participants. Instead of saying "Good Morning AND Good Evening", which, lets face it just getting old. You now have a new phrase which will soon also get old. Good M'Evening

Hello everyone Good M'evening. OK lets get started. Business Business Business... Numbers

by JTheR June 3, 2021

i don't even know

i don't even know

human 1:where is you're mom?

human:i don't even know

by achoman/powdahoo/hrman February 11, 2022

Long Island Evening

Noun: A complete shit-show of an evening where revelers partake in cocktails from each family of delicious alcohols

Mike and Bethany had a Long Island Evening when Mike's mom was in town... 2x Old Fashioneds, 2x Manhattans, Pink Sanchez, 2 C Suckers, and 3 beers to round out the evening... whew!

by funkdrucker March 15, 2022

I can't even hold you

Telling the full truth/ not lying at all

"yo I can't even hold you Abby said u a bitch bro"

by Lovers_island January 30, 2023

I’ll buy you ribs and we’ll call it even

Owing someone a large amount of money and offering a much lower then valued payback

Flinn owed Matt a large amount of money and stated “ I’ll buy you ribs and we’ll call it even?”

by Dowstreet March 13, 2020