Dude, it's beef!

The slogan adopted by politicians in support of "lean finely textured beef", an ammonia-sterilized mechanically separated beef product popularly derided as "pink slime". The slogan should be ironically deployed in any context where something is clearly bogus, inauthentic, artificial, fraudulent, or counterfeit.

Dude 1: Dude, I wonder what's really in this taco "meat".
Dude 2: Dude, it's beef!

Dude 3: Dude, those implants are really obvious.
Dude 4: Dude, it's beef!

Dude 5: Dude, I think the whole act was lip-synced.
Dude 6: Dude, it's beef!

by Blakesflakes August 20, 2012

Uncle Dude

A guy that tells his wife/girlfriend about the exploits of his friends, thus getting his friends in trouble with their wives/girlfriends. Usually done preemptively to try to maintain innocence.

Jerry is such an uncle dude, he told his wife we went to a massage parlor and she told my wife.

by Owwwmyballs September 1, 2009

dude lesbian

A lesbian that looks like a dude.

Hey check out that dude lesbian.

Yea that bitch looks like a dude.

by Reacharound47 November 24, 2013

Dude-Babe

What you call your girlfriend when you guys act just like best friends.

Guy: Dude-Babe, check out how gnar gnar this wound is. *shows wound*
Girl: Haha dude thats hella sketch! Score! Is that bone?!
Guy: No, but we should
Girl: Get on me you sexy beast

by Wy Flo August 7, 2009

Two Dudes

Homosexual

"Man, that guy is two dudes."

by kidjones November 4, 2003

pass the dude

A phrase used to describe what happens in mosh pits, as described by John Linnell of They Might Be Giants during an interview with Jay Leno.

Linnell: We like to call it 'pass the dude.'

by TaraTheGianthead January 31, 2006

Dude Pruning

Hardcore manscaping. Male hair removal/control/abatement.

Someone should tell Captain Eurospeedo to schedule a dude pruning before going out in public.

by Serindipity101 May 12, 2010