John depth

That one pirate in the movies.

Oh my look it’s John depth

by The real Maggie M March 28, 2024

teenage dipshit

a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)

the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.

girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“

by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 17, 2024

Mood Depth

The vibe you need to really get into something that requires focus. Being in the right headspace to really stand on business.

I tried to start my paper last night, but I just wasn’t feeling the mood depth for it—had to wait until I was really in the zone.

by pa_brat October 24, 2024

crush depth

Crush depth: when you have accumulated so much stuff that it begins to interfere with living. (a) It could be clutter, meaning stuff heaped upon stuff with no place to put it. (b) But it doesn't necessarily have to be "clutter." It could be the result of extrapolating the adage "the more you own the more it owns you" to its natural conclusion, stating that your joy of acquisition has turned into to the burden of maintenance / fixing things.

Honey, I can't take another Christmas in this small house. We are at crush depth already--there is nowhere left to put all the kids' junk!

by MNL897 November 6, 2024

Evans Depth

When you are so delusional and in denial about your squat depth.

This refers to Evans Nana, famous strongman athlete that has never hit depth on squats.

Hey coach, did I hit depth or was that Evans depth?

by JohnyDepth January 31, 2026

Nigger Depth

When a white man is so drunk (10 beers “deep”) that he is relaxed enough to use the Word of Power.

Bro 1: Sup dude, seems like you’ve had a lot to drink.
Bro 2: Shu’ up, my nigger! Luh u doe.
Bro 1: Damn! You’re at Nigger Depth!

by He Real, Thoughts? May 27, 2025

Nigger Depth

When a white man is so drunk (10 beers “deep”) that he is relaxed enough to use the Word of Power.

Bro 1: Sup dude, seems like you’ve had a lot to drink.
Bro 2: Shut up, my nigger! Luh u do.
Bro 1: Whoa bro! You’re at Nigger Depth! Don’t drive yourself home tonight.

by He Real, Thoughts? May 27, 2025