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Digital Herpes

Herpes like sores that show up after jerking off to digital images so so much that your penis's skin gets something like a rug burn and might bleed a little. It happens when you jerk off too much and don't use lube.
Dude, I was up till four last night watching internet porno and when I woke up to take a shower I had digital herpes all over the side of my cock.
by Michael Goodrich March 13, 2007
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Digital Penetration

A more advanced way of saying "hacking"
CNN Live: There has been recent digital penetration on our government
by DeathToRundlett June 23, 2017
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Can I have your digits?

An inquiry to acquite and possess anothers fingers.
Greetings, Earthling. I am Nilbog of the Planet Sepa. My manual tactile receptors have melted upon entry into your planet's stratosphere. As reparations, can I have your digits?
by Bobert Crumballs April 21, 2005
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bomb diggity smack wack attack

this would be the long version of bomb diggity, which means super cool; awesome; the best thing ever. i am not sure if my brother somehow made this up or if it is use elsewhere.
damn, that movie was the bomb diggity smack wack attack!
by katie w September 25, 2006
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Digital Reverb

An audio effect that is used to make individual instruments or even master recordings sound downright terrible. Never sounds real and almost always overused and ruins everything.
by Marble Garden October 4, 2008
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digital deforestation

The act of sending countless unneccessary volumes of emails seemingly oblivious to the plight of the poor defenseless virtual trees that are being killed to perpetuate such a practice.
I'm so sick of the digital deforestation at this office. If I get another email about the fucking pot luck on Friday, I'm gonna snap!
by Michael T Ellis January 12, 2009
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diggity monkey

A digital worker, down with monkeying around with all possible combinations until he finds a solution, however improbable.
Can't find the answer in that Goddamn stupid program?...Let the diggity monkeys at it. They'll find a workaround sooner or later.
by drawrings January 12, 2010
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