Depressed Vagina

My vagina when its not in the mood for any action.
Oh man i must have one seriously depressed vagina, it doesnt even want the shower head!
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teen depression

Depression in any person ages 13-18.
For anyone who thinks that "teen depression" is just (a.- an excuse to whine and/or (b.- a tool used for attention:

Teens, like any other person or group, can actually feel relatively deep emotions. I know, right? What a complete and utter shock.
by blacksheep96 July 28, 2009
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happily depressed

hap·pi·ly
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adverb

de·pressed
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adjective

A person in a state of general unhappiness or despondency, but occasionally/often optimistic and appreciative about life as well as relatively okay with being unhappy.
"I know it sounds dumb, but, even though I'm far from happy, there's a lot of things I have to be happy about. I'm fine with this. Almost like I'm.. happily depressed."
by LessThanEthical July 03, 2017
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artist's depression

The emtion that is felt everyday because you are an artist and when no one in the world realizes your true genuis.I get it all the time.
Peron #1:Whats a matter with Tom?
Person #2:He's an artist.
Person #1.(shakes head) Artist's depression.
by Samo7 September 17, 2006
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clinical depression

patient: Docter, I'm depressed...

doctor: Is it clinical depression?

patient: No....

doctor: Get the fuck out of here then.
by bobrocks95 November 14, 2009
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Shlappy Depressants

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.
Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."
by bigstrappingcowboy October 04, 2022
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Tropical Depression

The feeling you get when finishing a vacation in the islands and realizing you have to go back to work.
As soon as the elevator doors opened and I returned to the office, I began to feel the effects of a Tropical Depression.
by Dougadoo May 21, 2014
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