Doodle Bong

When you drill a hole from the urethra to the asshole and use the asshole as a cone piece and the urethra as the bong

I found this homeless bloke passed out last night so I turned him into a doodle bong

by trippy dippy September 8, 2025

Doodle Bang

Doodle Bang is when to cocks meet and rub up against each other and turn red from it and that is doodle banging

He babe lets doodle bang tonight I'm feeling Frisky

by Third Dad July 6, 2016

Doodle Tear

A single droplet that is emitted from the end of the penis during an extreme reaction, such as laughter or fear.

Hell, I laughed so hard I squeezed out a doodle tear!

by mark6321 August 17, 2023

doodle flop

The male version of boob wobble

Did you see him run down the stairs with no underwear on? He had doodle flop

by definedreasoning March 26, 2024

Golden Doodle

Someone with a horrible microphone in a call causing a crispy feedback.

*calls*
Them: how are you?

Me: DANG! You’re mic is horrible you golden doodle!

by Lolalovescock February 21, 2021

doodle bag

A word used to describe a special kind of idiot

My boyfriend can be a real doodle bag

by Jackthejoker June 29, 2021

Spanky Doodle

A large dirty man in a moo moo with smegma who uses public hot springs to bathe

Oh nasty! Looks like spanky doodle is back at the hot springs.

by SASLP September 24, 2022