Dink magnet

When all you do is attract completely terrible guys for romantic relationships

Well I know he appears sweet buto probably he isn't because I'm a dink magnet.

by MarianneM October 12, 2016

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Whatever Sinks Your Dink

person 1: you should run over that limp squirrel

person 2:NO, you penis I'll run over the downy woodpecker

person 3: whatever sinks your dink!

by yona420 November 15, 2020

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The same meaning as "tramp stamp" but for dudes with no imagination.

"Yo, you check out Ryan's new dink ink?"
"Of course, but the guys dumb. Who else still gets tribal tattoos?"

by ErkTehJerk June 04, 2014

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A small version of the male organ "penis"

person 1: Wow you got a small dick
person 2: No i don't!
Person 3: Nah he just a lil' dinke boi

by Thatniggacrazy October 05, 2017

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Dink dink is where you tap dat ass lightly twice in a row, but very subtlety

I was walking down the hallway and i saw Denny give Kyle a little Dink Dink

by DinkDInk696969 December 13, 2015

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A way of describing a person who acts in such a way of inconsistencies compared to others.

Boy oh boy, Billy is acting like a dink muscle today. Look at him barge through the line to load up on seconds.

by GMA-4-Me December 28, 2018

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A true fucking moron,someone who does and says stupid things constantly

Why would you tell her that .. Good luck getting laid tonight you guntzle dink!

by Captn poop dick August 29, 2017

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