When you’re with a chick of mostly
Indian descent, and you
finna eat her out but get that low rumble in your tummy and
puke in her pussy, then EAT THAT SHIT OUT ANYWAY
Grandma: Can you take me to my chemo appointment today?
You: Excuse me? Fuck no, i’m getting fucking up on some Holden Curry with this
India chick later and I
will be out of the office for a minute, old hag.