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covid ear

The annoying ache behind the ear caused by a mask band. This is in the wake of the covid 19 virus caused by idiots in china.
by jimmybomm July 31, 2020
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Covid-🦑

When traces of the coronavirus has been found on the packaging of imported squid, which prompted the authorities to alert anyone who has bought it to get themselves tested.
Although there is no evidence of the virus being spread by food or packaging, however, authorities in China are taking no chances with Covid-🦑 when they encourage everyone who has bought or eaten imported squid to go for a Covid test.
by Fasters September 21, 2020
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COVID enthusiast

noun
1) a person who is enjoying the current state of affairs and interested in perpetuating the pandemic and its resultant policies as long as possible.

2) an administrative level employee (typically in and education or health care setting) for whom the pandemic has been a reprieve from their dull existence and elevated them to a position of power.
Working from home has made Dave a real COVID enthusiast, and he is sharing stories on social media about needing to mask and social distance until 2022 because the vaccine isn’t 100% effective.
by sayinitlikeitis December 13, 2020
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COVID-19

Something that has killed millions of people, but hasn’t been arrested yet
Uhh, Idk what to write here, but i think you get the point of COVID-19, if not, wake up from the rock u are under :/
by SpiritedFox November 30, 2020
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covid masker

Fucktards who listen to the government thinking that wearing a mask will save them from a flu. A 'covid masker' is a person who has sold their balls to the government and feminized institutions and now walks around to buy toilet paper in hoards while donning their mask like a badge of honour.
Oh look, a covid masker is looking for his balls!
I am a spoiled crybaby who puts on masks at the government's command.
by Givemeabreak3 October 21, 2020
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Covid-bitch

The person you hang out with frequently during the pandemic. If either one of you gets covid, the other one will definitely get it as well.
Person 1: 'Wanna share a cigarette?'
Person 2: 'No way man, that's not Corona-proof at all!'
Person 1: 'Whatever, you're my covid-bitch anyway.'
Person 2: 'And you're mine.'
by TraumaTranny October 24, 2020
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Covid-Shaming

The act of placing blame or shame on someone who has tested positive for Covid, implying they weren’t safe enough or didn’t take proper precautions. Causing a person to feel guilty for unknowingly exposing others.
Covid-Shaming = Shame on them for getting Covid! Because of their stupidity and selfishness, I have to quarantine!
by Jaimyturnbull January 2, 2021
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