country whore

Having fried chicken and a cold beer with your man on a Friday night using Trojan condoms.

My friend Kelsey was talking to me one night about her fun night with her "friend", Kyle. "God, Kelsey, this is the 5th time this week, you country whore!"

by I'm.The.One.Who.Knows.Things May 9, 2015

country slut

A excessively promiscuous person who lives in a rural area.

Ima eat yo butt like a country slut!

by Big poppa 62353456 April 20, 2018

Countryballiosis

It's a disease in your head where your mind tricks you to thinking random things still to be unknown are basketballs with cowboy hats

The kid has countryballiosis due to his parents dropping him on the head.

by Kileydoggo May 29, 2019

grogan country

toileting area of land ,for larger outdoor gatherings of men and women, land area used as natural ablutions for army service personell , no excavation of soil ,..so crap ,poos,shits ,turds ,grogansabound plentiful on the ground exposed as not to disturb natural bushland surrounds

man when you need a crap ,to snap of a brownie,you've gotta run,so into the bushland till your done,..don't tread in grogans ,in grogan country,it aint no fun

by member >leanmean green machine July 24, 2009

Cross Country

A sport that requires people to run at minimum 2.5 miles every race against other people. Run. Not Jog. A sport that requires you to run hills, through mud, through rain and through blazing hot sunlight. Not a track. A sport that will break you harder than football, soccer or basketball. A sport that will make you cry while doing it. A sport that produces badasses. A sport that people will come out of tough AF. Mud in their shoes? Cross country runners don't care. Pounding rain? Runners don't care. Super steep hill? Power through it. Foggy forest? Cross country runners don't fucking care. Slender man chasing you? Fuck! Let's see Slenderman try to break a 20 minutes and break down, crying like a pussy!

I run Boys' Cross country at Narnia High School.

by MotherPrussiaGottmituns September 24, 2016

what a country

Phrase
1. Sarcastic saying when bewildered by the country you are in
2. You actually like the country

after Ben had another full body search and bag check, James said "what a Country"

by Chopper17 November 4, 2017

running the country

having sex with female or male in the whitehouse

me and my friends were running the country in his house

by tiddyinmouth August 15, 2020