After a hot and steamy night with a "cougar," in the shower, on the counter, maybe even on the floor; she leaves you unexpectedly under cover of the night. May result in a deep deep depression, and possibly a sweet porn video you filmed without her knowledge.
"Hey man did you bring any chicks home after you left the bar?"
Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!
Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!
by 38-ProfessorOfMadness November 30, 2010
Get the Cougar-Stompedmug. Different species of girl who can be compared to a "Love Cougar" or various types of predatory lion. They prefer to prey upon their helpless younger adopted asian sister. Most of the time ending in death which is why the Mom has to constantly re-adopt asian children in an effort to reduce the population in China.
"Hey bro wanna hang out with Liz tonight?"
"Idk yet man, my mom said to watch out because she has an asain fetish. do you know what that is?"
"Oh yeah i heard she was a Liz-Cougar"
"Idk yet man, my mom said to watch out because she has an asain fetish. do you know what that is?"
"Oh yeah i heard she was a Liz-Cougar"
by BackseatBanger January 26, 2009
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