When you have a wild sex session and you rip her a good one that her vagina looks more like a cottage pie that a bulldog just finished with after trying to eat before you were able to pull the dog away.
Ajay- I just cottage pied Katelyn so good.
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Bro I just finished an all night session with her, my god it looked like a cottage pie when I was done.
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Bro I just finished an all night session with her, my god it looked like a cottage pie when I was done.
by BigDoodle1 January 17, 2025
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The first man pulls his foreskin back as far as possible, while the second pushes his as forward as possible, over the first guy's head and shaft of his penis (this process is very similar to docking). The two men then take any measure possible to mix their smegma together, and then - if desired - eat it.
The first man pulls his foreskin back as far as possible, while the second pushes his as forward as possible, over the first guy's head and shaft of his penis (this process is very similar to docking). The two men then take any measure possible to mix their smegma together, and then - if desired - eat it.
Person A: "You know what that wack dude Josh did?"
Person B: "Yeah bro I heard he and George made a cottage pie yesterday"
Person B: "Yeah bro I heard he and George made a cottage pie yesterday"
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With Costa Coffee's age policy, it seems like they're treating coffee like it's a dangerous energy drink, which just confuses parents!
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