Cop a Mozz

When you or a friend takes a mozzarella stick off someone else's plate without asking before hand. Usely happens when eating appetizers or when suffering from the munchies.

"Yo, dude, what are you doing?"
"relax man am just tryin to cop a mozz"

by Dr.MP5 February 27, 2009

Cop For Weight

Pay for the actual weight of a drug rather than getting a cut off the price.

Shit, Brody has some good skag, I mean it is DY NO MITE. Only thing is, if your trying to snag a piece you will have to cop for weight.

by Sam Cassidy June 16, 2008

Mall Cop

Stuck up, snobby people that think they're so cool because they wear a uniform & work for $8/hour inside a mall. They can usually be found harassing kids that look different & ignoring the real trouble makers or can be found making up lies to have a reason to kick kids out of the mall.

Mall Cop 1: Hey, look it's kids wearing tripps

Mall Cop 2: Yeah, let's go harass them & ignore the kid in jeans shoplifting from that store.

Mall Cop 1: We're the coolest people in the Stroud Mall!

by idk91295 June 15, 2010

Cop a bake

To get heat over something you have done or be reprimanded severely from someone.

I am going to cop a bake from the boss over missing that reporting deadline line last week.
Gezz that guy in the warehouse screwed up again, He is going to cop a bake when I see him.

by ferret June 25, 2009

Cop Bloc

A barrier system designed to protect a Combat Outpost (COP) by converting a flacid plastic cylindrical member into a rigid or errect shock absorbing device by adding a dense or flowable fill.

We were worried about random insurgent penetration from the rear of our area until Dick Kingerly turned us on to a new protection product called Cop Bloc. Now we feel much safer on Thursdays which had become the insurgents most probable day for what is now known as the back door pig bath.

by Mick Honcho February 20, 2011

Cop Fest

congregation of cops, aka pigs, at your local donut shop.

"I was gonna stop at the donut shop but it was a cop fest inside"

by Big_Mex_ May 4, 2009

Cop Karma

"Intellectual" phenomena that leads people to believe going 15 under the speed limit for 3 miles after passing a cop will either:

A) Keep said cop from giving them a ticket for flying past him, or
B) Prevent subsequent cops from coming after them because they atoned for their speeding.

Despite the fact that he was doing 80 in a 55 zone when he passed the cop, the idiot in the Corolla in front of me then decided to utilize cop karma to keep from getting a ticket. He slammed on his brakes and then proceeded to drive 42 for three miles, but it didn't work: he got bagged 18 seconds later.

by JustAnotherGuy January 15, 2014