Evil flying pink cooter monkey

Taylor's new name. It's out of love I swear.

The girl whom makes me kick myself in the ass every time I talk to her... the girl I ignored due my own ignorance.

Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
lol tard
Ese Loco says:
and back with the name calling...?!?!?!?
Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
it's tough love

by dguitarman2001 November 9, 2008

Cooter Fruit

Kids. They are the fruit from a woman's cooter. Same as Crotch Fruit.

This restraunt would be a lot better if not for all these damn COOTER FRUITS running around screaming.

by Merkin Marauder June 1, 2021

carbohydrate cooter

A fat pussy with one hell of a yeast infection.

Juan told me he almost died going down on becky because he's allergic to gluten, she must have a carbohydrate cooter.

by 69420master_meme_lord January 16, 2020

Cooter pile

A lady's vagina that looks like a raw sea scallop freshly opened...

I saw a woman at the gas station and knew for sure she had a gigunter cooter pile

by Stina1 December 23, 2016

Cooter Clap

When you punch a woman in the cooter

“Tyrell punched a woman in the vagina on the pier” “oh my gosh, he cooter clapped her!”

by Oscar’s wife January 22, 2021

Cooter spelunking

Another term for cunnilingus.

I did some cooter spelunking last nite! Amazing!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

Cooter Snake

Someone who just wants pussy or dick.

A whore or a pimp aka man whore.

"Billy is such a cooter snake. He tried to fuck me on the first date."

"I'm not fucking with Jane anymore, all she wants is my dick. What a cooter snake"

by Khalani Delgado July 6, 2016