by Kujo Jacobs April 17, 2009
 Get the Computer Graphicatedmug.
Get the Computer Graphicatedmug. A computer that is comparable to a Lada car: It is slow, most of its features don't work, it takes 10 minutes to start up, but it will never stop working.
If it is a laptop, it is probably some crappy Lenovo ThinkPad with 2gb of ram. If your'e lucky then the school offers BYOD, so you can use your own actually good laptop. If you're not so lucky, it might even be a Chromebook (i wouldn't even call these laptops)
School desktops are slightly better, but only just. Normally they are used until they die one day because no one has cleaned the dust out of it since 2005 and it overheated.
If it is a laptop, it is probably some crappy Lenovo ThinkPad with 2gb of ram. If your'e lucky then the school offers BYOD, so you can use your own actually good laptop. If you're not so lucky, it might even be a Chromebook (i wouldn't even call these laptops)
School desktops are slightly better, but only just. Normally they are used until they die one day because no one has cleaned the dust out of it since 2005 and it overheated.
P1: AAARGH this school laptop is trash *throws it for the 10th time this day*
P2: it's a school computer, what do you expect?
P2: it's a school computer, what do you expect?
by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 16, 2023
 Get the School computermug.
Get the School computermug. Giving a virtual "high-five" by means of two people being on a computer and mutually agreeing that if they were in the same room, they would high-five.
by alexhasskills March 12, 2012
 Get the computer fivemug.
Get the computer fivemug. Hey Jordy. Jordy: Dafuq you want. Sam: It's computer cum Jordy: What's that? Sam: READ THE DEFINITION
by Demtane June 10, 2017
 Get the computer cummug.
Get the computer cummug. by sownerzz May 2, 2011
 Get the Computer Hangovermug.
Get the Computer Hangovermug. Josh Porter: Simply comming from the latin word meaning " SIMPLY FUCKIN AWSOME, WHOEVER DONT HAVE A COMPTUER SUCKS ASS". A computer user has manty benefits, if you get robbed you can say "Please stop im a comptuer user" and you will simply get away from being robbed. Or in other cases if a cop pulls you over you can say "Dont take me to jail i got a comptuer and three monitors at home, here want a picture there in my wallet".
by Josh May 6, 2004
 Get the Computer Usermug.
Get the Computer Usermug. 1. someone who, when asked a question they do not have an answer to, will make up an answer and come to believe it.
2. someone who will not hang out because he is busy playing video games, or because his dad has a hair appointment.
2. someone who will not hang out because he is busy playing video games, or because his dad has a hair appointment.
1. personA: is our report due tomorrow?
personB: well, everyone says it iss but really it isnt.
personA: stop being such a computer quinn
2. personA: yo u wanna hang out?
personB: i cant my dad has a hair appointment.
personB: well, everyone says it iss but really it isnt.
personA: stop being such a computer quinn
2. personA: yo u wanna hang out?
personB: i cant my dad has a hair appointment.
by 10001110001 January 12, 2006
 Get the computer quinnmug.
Get the computer quinnmug.