Climpkin

When your are licking ya girl's clit while she's taking a poo poo.

"Yooo dude, the other night I was giving my girl a sick climpkin and she pushed out a huge diarrhea and got all over my chin!"

"Damn bro that's gross."

by Smuniper's Mom November 19, 2025

climbing crib critter

Mature baby who bolts from the stroller and jets up the climbing wall at the inflatable play center.

Somebody grab that climbing crib critter before they get to the top of the rock wall!

by TR Arterburn December 4, 2025

Climbing rooftops

Getting high

"Jamie and Sarah totally smell like weed."
"Yeah I bet they spent their morning climbing rooftops-"

by Livinlarge44 December 30, 2025

plaster climbing

Climbing where the only equipment or supplies carried is a bottle of booze, carried in hand. Must be performed outside, with every member of the group completely smashed. Survival should come as a surprise.

Plaster climbing sounds like a good idea after a few days of drinking, and only then.

by Phil Ski July 16, 2006

cliff climber

someone who enjoys playin with another mans penis alot

i heard jude is a cliff climber now and cant get enough wiener

by nunurbznz October 24, 2008

pizza climax

when you are eating pizza and the sauce squirts onto your face

When the boy bit into the pizza, there was sauce on his face because of the pizza climax.

by boulder94 October 3, 2011

Russian Climb

Any ridiculously high, often illegal climb up a tower, building or other structure, most commonly achieved by crazy Russians.

Did you see that video of the two kids who climbed to the top of the crane at the tip of the Shanghai Tower? It was the craziest Russian Climb I'v ever seen.

by Quazzy Hart May 16, 2014