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Steven Clark

The thickest most voluptuous ass you will ever encounter. His veiny cock is so massive it has been compared to the Hindenburg. Unequivocal, undefeated reining champion of the sex olympics.
Did you hear Steven Clark electrocuted a student to death for being 3 seconds late to class?!!

Damn bro his cock has infinite electrical resistance..
by Kuhm lord November 29, 2021
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Clark The Shark

Shark boy ; A prehistoric creature that has been living under the depths of the sea. It is a vicious creature indeed.
It is known for being quite short in length. However, it has deadly uneven teeth that are known to be quite strong; it can take a chunk out of a toe. It is reported to have a poor sense of humor.
This shark also tends to simp however it is known for failing to find love in the sea.
A Clark The Shark also has a poor sense of direction and has a poor sense of vision.
It is a member of the predator family however it is often hunted by its own prey and sacrificed to a rock.

Conclusion I believe that in one more year it will go extinct.
Clark The Shark is coming after the little children, RUN AWAY!
by anonymous November 29, 2021
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Adam Clarke

Old poo that has a broken arm and claims disability from the government lazy and can't get any girls because, well, he's him lol.

What an old pooooooooooooo
(Adam) oh hey, govenment

(Govenment) OMG DONT CALL U MAKE US POOR

(Adam Clarke) Ye, I so lazy brrrrrrrrr
by Haha lazy adam December 1, 2021
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Wes Clark

'Wes Clark is that one fag bag that works in a gun store right?'
'Omg hes so gay. Must be Wes Clark!'
by defnotwesclark April 30, 2022
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Clark

Clark is a kind man that cares way too much for those he cares about to the point he sacrifices a lot of himself. He fights for his loved ones and what he believes in. He listens to everyone's problems, but rarely talks about his in fear that he might be sharing too much. He understands others and can adapt to the most diverse friend groups. Clark deserves so much more than what he's given. Ladies don't treat him right and take advantage of his kindness because he allows it. Clark is funny and hard to forget. He's also kinda crazy.
me: who was it that made a flamethower in class?

friends: oh, yeah; that was clark
by Bigdragoncock May 11, 2022
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Freddie Clarke

Tom walked in the room “that’s definitely a Freddie Clarke”
by Fredhrueihfhd November 7, 2022
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joseph clark

A hard working guy. That occasionally enjoys trading pepperoni sticks for oral pleasure.
Yooo I totally got Christian to joseph clark me last night on my way home only cost me 2 pepperoni sticks
by Weldshopchaos November 17, 2022
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