Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.

Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”

by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015

Mad Clam

A vagina that harbors an STD.

Jesse got an STD from Julie's mad clam.

by Islandjunky May 15, 2009

clams up

When an idea or a plan is exceptional.

We should head directly to the pub for beers; CLAMS UP! (while holding thumb pressed against fingers pointed toward the sky)

by Donny Kerabatsos January 29, 2009

Clam Walk

The act of dragging male genital up and down a person body from toe to head without breaking scrotal contact with the receiving body.

I totally want to clam walk up and down her.

by Oysterlover69 May 21, 2018

clam custard

female cum or discharge

It was like a clam custard explosion.

by Queen of Fucking Everything February 5, 2010

Clam Man

Someone who gets fired from their job for no apparent reason.

"Ah man did you hear about Lindsey?"
"No, what happened?"
"Total Clam Man dude, she just left"
"Good riddance, I hate her."
"wow dude uncalled for"

by xxXBosmanXxx April 1, 2019

Sobbing Clam

A vagina that has pre-cum overflowing or leaking out of the edges.

"Oh babe, my sobbing clam is ready to be cheered up"

by cheeto dust 01 November 11, 2018