clam bucket

a well used vagina that smells like fish and is sorta gooey

that chic is a clam bucket

by Falc7 July 05, 2018

Clam slammer

Another name for a lesbian. Derived from the act of scissoring that occurs between lesbian couples.

Man that is one sexy clam slammer, her girlfriend not so much.

by Dingleberry Larry August 24, 2016

Clam Trumpin

When you go around grabbing all the fine pussy you can.

Paul and Chris had so much fun today going around clam Trumpin that they fought to see who would get the boss first.

by Clamer October 21, 2016

clam stamping

the female equivalency of tea bagging. (v) to clam stamp.

I gave that drunk passed out guy one helluva clam stamping...right on his nose. vagina tea bagging

by rysky October 01, 2014

Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.

Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”

by Fearfulcat October 05, 2015

clam custard

female cum or discharge

It was like a clam custard explosion.

by Queen of Fucking Everything February 05, 2010

clam casualty

When an important task is neglected and left undone due to lesbian sex taking top priority. Often used as an answer to a question with hashtags as #ClamCasualty

"Their entire garden died because they didn't water it all season... What a clam casualty!"

""Why didn't you pack a lunch today?" "#ClamCasualty"

by HankTheSkank27 April 04, 2017