hot carl sub

The act of hovering your ass over someone’s face, usually in a squat position, then taking a shit into their mouth.

That bitch was passed out drunk so I gave her a Hot Carl Sub!

by degenerate6969 July 13, 2019

Hot Carl

Getting a Blow Job while sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

Getting your dick sucked while shitting (Hot Carl)

by Hot Fred February 22, 2011

Carl Marx's birthday

May 5th. It is celibrated by the american communist party and is a day on which they protest economic explotation and is also used for special events. Carl Marx was born on May 5, 1818.

What are we doing on Carl Marx's birthday?

by Deep blue 2012 May 6, 2010

Hot Carl

This is the act of rubbing one out, then smaking the paydirt of your labor into someones face.

My girlfriend wouldn't give me any last night, so I gave her a Hot Carl while she was sleeping.

by Scooterlicious April 28, 2008

hot carl

When having sex, to defecate on someone's chest. Often rubbing your penis in it.

Jonny gave Sandy a Hot Carl

by TimmyB May 19, 2005

hot carl

A hot carl is when you are doing someone in the butt and the person taking it shits on your penis. Then they use the shit as a lube and whack you off.

Colby wanted to give Wes a hot carl for his birthday.

by nnnnnn July 28, 2008

blind carl

a blind carl is when you shit on someones eyes and stick your dick in their mouth.

In order to survive prison, ethan had to become quite adept at executing a "blind carl" at a moments notice.

by mike February 18, 2005