Canadian History

1.(n) A rough fuck involving moose antlers & Canadian apparel.
2. Sexual intercourse between at least 3 partners, at least two are bisexual, and at least one is a moose. Usually characterized by lots of squealing, begging, humping, & lovin'.
3. Everything else

1. Bob: Hey baby, let's study Canadian History!
Jenna: *Slap* You pervert!

2. George: Mm mmm! This feels so good!

Eric: Ooooh yeah, one down in the Canadian history books!

3. Shitfuckdamnbitchasshoemotherfuckerpussybootybullcuntcrappimpcracktitties

by ColbertReporterDaily February 4, 2010

Canadian Balls

When you go swimming in freezing cold water, and in return your balls head up north in order to stay warm and protect the family jewels. Sometimes they go so far up north they even seem to disappear for awhile, which cause a great deal of discomfort.

Bob "Hey john did you go swimming today"
John "Yeah but the water was so cold that I got a major case of Canadian Balls"
Bob "Dude that sucks balls"

by MJazzy April 22, 2009

Canadian History

A hat-trick of gouch-licks followed by a syrup-tongued french-kiss to the rectum. Finished off with a refreshing dunk in a scalding hot Timmy's coffee (double cream, and extra sweet): body part optional

God, I love Canadian History! Can you pass a towel?

by j_lasoul February 4, 2010

canadian tattoo

When a woman slaps her partner (man or woman) on his/her face with her boobs and it leaves an imprint on the person's face. Much better than a russian tattoo.

My boyfriend gave me a russian tattoo, so I decided to give him a canadian tattoo.

by samtina September 22, 2006

is he canadian

a white persons way of calling a black person the N-Word on the downlow

She's dating a new guy. "Is he Canadian" (Meaning is he Black)

by dolfan1972 February 15, 2014

Canadian Somersault

A sex act in which a male and female engage in anal intercourse, during which the male shoots the dog of the female. Literally.

Yo, man, I gave this chick a Canadian Somersault the other day! I blew her dog's brains out!

by Kevin "Buddha" January 18, 2008

canadian dessert

Attractive girl in a skirt!

Alexandra is looking pretty sexy in that denim skirt.....Hell Yea babay!

by NANA HAZELSTUFF April 6, 2005