Taking the most vile sexual act you've ever committed and using the term "Canada's History" to refer to it among close friends.
Remember when that girl aspirated on my shit when I pulled a, ahem, "Canada's History" on her, and left her in a ditch afterward?
by colbertfan91918 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act only successfully performed once by Steven Colbert with Barbara Streisand's nose and lots of baby powder.
by TheWorkman February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A Sex act involving maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, antlers, and the entire cast of Little People Big World.
Also known as a Canadian History Lesson
Also known as a Canadian History Lesson
"Steven's sister from Yale thought she had what it takes, until she sat down to receive an oral exam in Canada's History"
by MCRON February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Exhanging poop from one's asshole into another's asshole. The recipient of the poop then shit's it back into the original pooper's asshole.
by STEPHEN COLBERT!!!! February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada's History can suck my dick
by PussyPatrol February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The act of covering poop with maple syrup and then stuffing it down your partners throat while singing Westminster baptist church's song God hates the world and raping a bear rug; then shoving a hockey trophy up your ass and drinking 7 glasses of prune juice and eating 6 fiber one bars.
by Blue orange March 3, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Dude, all that Canadian bacon is making it kinda hard for me to perform Canada's History. I may need a laxative.
by nochinadoll February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.