Canada's History

hey do you know anything about canada's history?
no i didnt know they even had one.

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An erotic act including but not limited to the use of moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Jake and Jayne went to the house to act out canada's history together.

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canada's history

a bukkake performed by a herd of moose.

i can't go to the winter Olympics because I'm afraid I might get caught in Canada's history.

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the most deplorable sexual act imaginable. involves maple syrup, moose antlers and the stanley cup.

guy 1 : I totally Canada's history that girl the other night.
guy 2 : wow? really?
guy 1 : yup
guy 2 : Where do you even get moose antlers at 3 am?

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An unspeakable sex act involving a moose-head, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

"Can you believe this freak I just met? She asked if I would do a Canada's History with her"

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A sex act only successfully performed once by Steven Colbert with Barbara Streisand's nose and lots of baby powder.

Yeah, he Canada's history -'d her REAL good!

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A sex act so vile that it cannot be mentioned on television; it involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Dude he just did Canada's History history with her!

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