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Canada's History

Something erased from your mind by whiskey and marijuana to make room for the oft underappreciated genius of the writers of "The Colbert Report." For entries on ENABLER, see Barry Julien.
-Where's Canada?
-Canada's History, man.
-I know, but did you see Colbert last night?
-I don't know, man.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
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An outrageously over the top sex move. It involves moose antlers, syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Honestly, that's all you want to know.
Mike pulled off Canada's History on Lauren. Let's just say she had a hard time sitting down for the next week.
by proph3t March 4, 2010
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The sluttiest, kinkiest, lowest self-esteem sexual repertoire known to man. Porn stars all over the world are scared even to consider performing this drastic, yet vaguely tantalizing move. Proceed with caution.
Dude 1: Man, I just got done with a Canada's History!

Dude 2: You survived??
by theRatCatcher February 4, 2010
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When a girl makes a guy eat her beaver after she has been using a public toilet and hasn't wiped and then slaps him in the face and says, "Who is your Canadian momma, Bitch!?"
Guy 1: "So, I heard about Janet showing you Canada's History. "
Guy 2: "How did you hear about that?!"
by janevonboo February 10, 2010
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Taking the most vile sexual act you've ever committed and using the term "Canada's History" to refer to it among close friends.
Remember when that girl aspirated on my shit when I pulled a, ahem, "Canada's History" on her, and left her in a ditch afterward?
by colbertfan91918 February 4, 2010
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A sex act only successfully performed once by Steven Colbert with Barbara Streisand's nose and lots of baby powder.
Yeah, he Canada's history -'d her REAL good!
by TheWorkman February 4, 2010
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A sexual move that involves taking a shrimp deveiner to your partner's dick.
I'm not walking straight after learning a little about Canada's history last night.
by missingyes February 4, 2010
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