Most boring suburb of Los Angeles. More boring than the other suburbs of LA; there is absolutely nothing to do, including even a prosaic mall. Kids are stuck up, superficial and often nasty and mean-spirited. Moved here from NJ for the good public schools which was stupid because my parents had me and my sister apply to private and boarding schools anyway. We were trapped in a house without anyone my age for two years on a hill that was a mile from town where there was nothing to do anyway. The kids at my school were incredibly mean because I was new as a seventh grader and I spent the next decade recovering from suicidal depression and hating my life. DO NOT MOVE HERE
La Canada sucks.
by misterhorseradish August 3, 2009
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by KYLES MOM February 12, 2010
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Canada's Herstory has recently become popular among Canadian college girls because we all know they have a sweet tooth...
Description: This ritual requires atleast two females and is very simple. Who ever the participants are must agree not to say "eh?" throughout the event. As soon as one person slips, she must start drinking from a bottle of maple syrup. She may only stop once another participant has successfully place a moose antler up her ass. It can be assumed she will throw up at some point in the night so have a replica of the stanley cup available.
Canada's Herstory has recently become popular among Canadian college girls because we all know they have a sweet tooth...
Description: This ritual requires atleast two females and is very simple. Who ever the participants are must agree not to say "eh?" throughout the event. As soon as one person slips, she must start drinking from a bottle of maple syrup. She may only stop once another participant has successfully place a moose antler up her ass. It can be assumed she will throw up at some point in the night so have a replica of the stanley cup available.
by Charlie Fellowship February 5, 2010
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the little suburb that could,
and would create homogenous people
who think, act and look alike...
squashing the bulk of real creativity...
yuck
predominantly white, but significant asian minority esp. korean and then chinese.
but at the same time a safe pleasantville
where memories are made in a bubble
we have a "good educational system"
the little suburb that could,
and would create homogenous people
who think, act and look alike...
squashing the bulk of real creativity...
yuck
predominantly white, but significant asian minority esp. korean and then chinese.
but at the same time a safe pleasantville
where memories are made in a bubble
we have a "good educational system"
La Canada? Where's that?
by unwillingly conformed, but changing April 26, 2006
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by AKpseudopsychos February 4, 2010
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syrup bottle (half full), large funnel and family sized tub of Vaseline.
Engage in vaginal sex with the transvestite using the hockey stick (with whichever end floats your boat) hard enough to induce vaginal flatulence (queef) and using your mouth, capture these "queefs" and transfer them to the balloon until it is softball sized. Using the funnel and as much Vaseline as necessary (read: possible) insert the gerbil and balloon, in that order, into Homosexual A's ass. Have homosexual B (to prevent a Hate Crime) strike Homosexual A in the lower abdomen with the hockey stick with sufficient force to puncture the balloon causing the keistered gerbil to asphyxiate on the contents of that balloon.
Excrete the contents of Homosexual A's rectum onto the maple leaf. Discard the punctured balloon. Wrap the gerbil securely in the maple leaf and deposit into the half full, wide mouthed maple syrup jar. Let stand 4-6 hours, serve warm over pancakes.
syrup bottle (half full), large funnel and family sized tub of Vaseline.
Engage in vaginal sex with the transvestite using the hockey stick (with whichever end floats your boat) hard enough to induce vaginal flatulence (queef) and using your mouth, capture these "queefs" and transfer them to the balloon until it is softball sized. Using the funnel and as much Vaseline as necessary (read: possible) insert the gerbil and balloon, in that order, into Homosexual A's ass. Have homosexual B (to prevent a Hate Crime) strike Homosexual A in the lower abdomen with the hockey stick with sufficient force to puncture the balloon causing the keistered gerbil to asphyxiate on the contents of that balloon.
Excrete the contents of Homosexual A's rectum onto the maple leaf. Discard the punctured balloon. Wrap the gerbil securely in the maple leaf and deposit into the half full, wide mouthed maple syrup jar. Let stand 4-6 hours, serve warm over pancakes.
The Canadian equivalent to a Waffle House has a suspicious, indescript building behind it offering a free Canada's History with the purchase of any Canadian national culture magazine.
by hatchet_comedy February 13, 2010
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