Patterson california

a place with hella mexican beaner ass mexicans that think their all gangsters but in reality they can get beat up by an old man with both hands tied behind his back

ay fool ima dust this scrap cuz he said he wanted to throw down thats how it is out here in Patterson California

by Hessisthename April 9, 2011

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California Burglar

While having anal missionary sex with a pregnant woman, thrust your fist into her vagina and pull out her unborn child.

"James! Be gentle! I'm four months pregnant!"
"Oh don't worry baby; I'll be in and out like a California Burglar."

by Captain Fluff March 29, 2009

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Baby sandwich. Commonly reffered to as a California Cheeseburger, may have originated on the Simpsons. Often used to refer to a hippie who is too high to notice that they're eating a baby. Ingriedients are as follows; 1 large baby, 2 extra large slices of bread, season to taste, (Note: May add lettuce, onion, pickle, tomato, ketchp, mustard, or mayonnaise to give your baby more flavor)

"I'm hungry for a California Sandwich!" ~ Shaquille O'Neal

by T ro n Vna Htutoen January 17, 2006

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california platinum

the best home-grown mary-jane where california has "prime" conditions to grow this sticky plant

John took one hit of california platinum and was blown all the way into the next night

by stoner 69 July 10, 2009

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California Funnel

Where a man or a woman, puts a funnel in there partners ass, then poors beer, rotten milk, and chili. Then they get up do 20 jumping jacks. The other partner then lays down, and has the person stand over then and let it go all over there face.

Kid: "Mom, did you give dad an California funnel last night?"
Mom: "Yes I did, how did you know?"
kid: "I heard him say "you got chili in his eye and it really burned"

by kserieseg6 November 13, 2010

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