when you find yourselve pairing up to do Chinese helicopter pilot impressions after a few beers because there’s no totty about.
by The Bruce’s September 21, 2025

either you comfort your relationship partner or you just look at art of your fictional couple (like mine's pico and bf) OR just ask the person you are intrested in they wanna date
"Hey man, it's comfort couple wednesday, you know what that means"
"Derek, I love you."
"uhhh, what?"
"Derek, I love you."
"uhhh, what?"
by Spurpy April 29, 2021

To me ig its like friends with benifits but way more closer igg😂 like you act like a couple but you aint you just need someone to be with ig
by Une September 12, 2019

when you are a very sexy professional footballer and you share your gf with another very sexy professional footballer
by DefoNotAnton October 3, 2019

a couple squad is when you and your friends couples go to the cinema come back and have a cluster fuck after that they swap couples and keep doing this process until they end up with their desired couple
by oafandahalf June 22, 2016

by seais4cookie October 31, 2023

30th December all members of public will find a happy couples and bomb them because no one deserves to be happy
person1: hey dude i was thinking of buying flowers for my girl
person2: yk it’s Bomb a happy couple day.
person1: ffs
person2: yk it’s Bomb a happy couple day.
person1: ffs
by Lauren bitchhhhh 🤪🤪🤪 November 30, 2023
