Computer keyboard

The best beds for fucking cats, who fucking sleep on it only when you want to fucking use it.

*computer keyboard sits alone, not being used* *cat ignores it* *cat sees human coming to use it* *imidiatly sleeps on it*
human: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

by tsakeboyaaaa November 14, 2018

Computer Graphicated

computer generated images used in ‘real’ or ‘live’ scenes (such as in movies)

The helicopter explosion in that movie was totally computer graphicated.

by Kujo Jacobs April 17, 2009

Computer Game

The incorrect term for a video game, used often by chavvy Brits.

"Oi bruv I spent all night playing that computer game Fortnite"

It's 'video game' not 'computer game' you absolute moron

by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022

computer phone

What telephones have turned into.

You used to talk on phones. Now you surf the web, view and send images, have sex, play music, instant message, play games, save addresses and record your appointments, and send fucking e-mail from somthing the size of lightbulb.

by anaomus November 4, 2004

computer five

Giving a virtual "high-five" by means of two people being on a computer and mutually agreeing that if they were in the same room, they would high-five.

Yo brah that is so awesome, give me a computer five!

by alexhasskills March 12, 2012

Computer User

Josh Porter: Simply comming from the latin word meaning " SIMPLY FUCKIN AWSOME, WHOEVER DONT HAVE A COMPTUER SUCKS ASS". A computer user has manty benefits, if you get robbed you can say "Please stop im a comptuer user" and you will simply get away from being robbed. Or in other cases if a cop pulls you over you can say "Dont take me to jail i got a comptuer and three monitors at home, here want a picture there in my wallet".

For Example:"Wow look at him hes so Comptuer User"

by Josh May 6, 2004

computer quinn

1. someone who, when asked a question they do not have an answer to, will make up an answer and come to believe it.

2. someone who will not hang out because he is busy playing video games, or because his dad has a hair appointment.

1. personA: is our report due tomorrow?
personB: well, everyone says it iss but really it isnt.
personA: stop being such a computer quinn

2. personA: yo u wanna hang out?
personB: i cant my dad has a hair appointment.

by 10001110001 January 12, 2006