The male equivalent of a Karen.
Collin is a law abiding middle aged man that enjoys employing citizens arrests at a moments notice the second he notices a black gentleman enter his local trader joe's.
He drives a white whip, and tops off his outfit by wearing white shades, and an iphone. He has three sons, Will, Chad, and Brad, who have been in little league since the moment they could walk. They are all burnt out, and suffering from polio, but Collin won't accept quiters or vaccines. You can't get autism if you die from polio, afterall.
Collin is a law abiding middle aged man that enjoys employing citizens arrests at a moments notice the second he notices a black gentleman enter his local trader joe's.
He drives a white whip, and tops off his outfit by wearing white shades, and an iphone. He has three sons, Will, Chad, and Brad, who have been in little league since the moment they could walk. They are all burnt out, and suffering from polio, but Collin won't accept quiters or vaccines. You can't get autism if you die from polio, afterall.
by BucksAMillion August 23, 2020

by Loandeptgals April 18, 2022

a 2 foot tall male that jacks off to gay porn on x videos all night and all day he likes to molest little children
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by Real Alberto June 1, 2022

An alcoholic drink comprised of one part Malibu rum and one part pomegranate mix, usually on the rocks. Originated in chicago, at the University of Illinois at Chicago in the spring of 2007.
This is a very sweet drink and one can barely taste the alcohol, making it a good drink to order for the women.
This is a very sweet drink and one can barely taste the alcohol, making it a good drink to order for the women.
by Master Rainmaker Drinkmaker January 17, 2009

An absolute gaming god. Gets loads of hot chicks and plays in the NFL. When you see him you say "damn it's Collin I wish I could be him. Charming and charismatic, always lifts the mood when he's not angry. Don't get him angry otherwise he will sleep with your girl, delete your most prized Minecraft world and forever make your pillows warm. Make sure you get on his good side otherwise you will lose all of your social credit. Always manages to throw the best parties and bring the most fun. If you go to one of his parties you will instantly become a master at League of Legends.
Hot Babe: " I wish I was Collins woman, he is so masterful at League of Legends"
Gamer: " I wish Collin would carry me in League of Legends
Gamer 2: "Every time I play with Collin there is no competition "
Karen: "It's yes mam"
Gamer: " I wish Collin would carry me in League of Legends
Gamer 2: "Every time I play with Collin there is no competition "
Karen: "It's yes mam"
by big-pp-energy November 26, 2021

by Anfernee simons is the goat March 22, 2021
