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click bate

ADJ:
When you get those annoying messages all day long, usually one liners, sometimes more. From a number you've never heard of, so you have to open it, and is written in such away that makes you want to respond WHEN YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDNT.

(It's usually a scam.)
Dean: "Did you get any more annoying messages last night?"
Marv: "Yeah. A one liner from qn unknown number said, "Hey do you want me to get it?""
Dean: "What happened?"
Marv: " I said you figure it out". And I clicked. "

Marv: " II was "CLICK BATE"".
by Livies2021 June 23, 2021
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Meat Click

Example 1:

Patient: Hey Doc, my meat be clicking
Doc: Looks like you got that Meat click

Patient: Oo noo what do can I do now

Doc: Just gotta let that thing click

Example 2:

Person 1: Girl! Did I tell you mans got that meat click

Person 2: for real!
Person 1: yeah girl he had that meat clicking all over me, shit sounded like "click clack"
by Mr. MeatClick October 28, 2025
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For clicks

But you don't know their inner secret mind though.
Hym "YoU cAn'T kNoW tHaT tHeY'rE dOiNg It FoR cLiCkS bEcAuSe YoU'rE nOt In ThEiR mInD bRaIn!"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
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Outrage-click

The act of clicking on an internet article because it's headline has provoked a sense of outrage within the reader.

The articles are typically clickbait designed to generate a sense of outrage, leading to more page views and advertising revenue. They are rarely enlightening or teach the reader anything new, and could be construed as an intellectual waste of time.
I foolishly outrage-clicked on an article about flat earthers, even though they are ultimately inconsequential and not worth anybody's time thinking about.
by PS1_Ron August 4, 2020
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Click Regret

This is an unintentional click/ like on a pic or post that you don't actually like but subsequently too lazy (or maybe even too nice) to go back and unlike/unclick.
Crap! I "liked" her pic by accident, now I got total click regret.
by WordsyChick July 2, 2014
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The Click Splinter

When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter
I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is
by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011
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Click war

A fierce online competition where numerous people rapidly attempt to secure limited items, such as event tickets, exclusive merchandise, or online deals, often resulting in website crashes and frustration.
I tried to get tickets for the concert, but the click war was insane—everything sold out in seconds!
by azoto360 February 27, 2025
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